cobradog--alligator shoes

My dog,Professor Vernon Von Studebaker, in service to the government, down in the glades vacationing lately took a hankering-liking to those alligator shoes he kept seeing in the shops, but was highly irritated at the prices.Whereupon the old professor shouted to the shopkeeper that he would get his own shoes. Shopkeeper thought, yea ,old dog, you go ahead.Later that day shopkeeper sees old Vern in swampy water, club, knocked alligator in head threw carcass up on bank ,there lay 7 other gators on back, feet straight up ,shopkeeper hears the professor shout d--n, that one don,t have shoes either.My dog, Professor Vernon Von Studebaker, homeland security, wishes all a happy day.Will-alabama

Will,

You wish him the same from Mollie ;)