My dog, Professor Vernon Von Studebaker was recently interviewed for greeter at the local wal mart along with two other prospectives. Wal Mart manager asked interviewes " what is the fastest thing you know of?" First fellow said, "a thought, it just pops into your head" Manager said,"very good". And you sir? Second man said" a blink""Excellent "said the manager turning toward the Professor, " and you sir?"The old professor replied, "after hearing the previous answers, it is obvious to me the fastest thing known is diarrhea. " "What" said the manager somewhat stunned? Whereupon the professor said"Oh but I can explain, you see, the other day I wasn,t feeling too good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK-BLINK, I had pooped already."My dog, professor Vernon Von Studebaker, now the new greeter at a wal-mart near you.Will-alabama
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