will butterworth
August 24th, 2005, 08:09 AM
My dog, professor Vernon Von Studebaker recently was down there, got in a fracas.Was sitting in the plain observing bleached bones, a young leopard approached from his rear , the professor saw him out of the corner of his eye and thought to himself what to do. Just as the leopard was about to pounce professor v.v.studebaker says"boy that was one delicious leopard, i wonder if there are anymore around here?"Hearing the professor the young leopard slinks away in frightand says to himself"whew, that was a close one".Monkey saw it all and thought it would be a good idea to share it with the leopard, leopard was furious. Told monkey to get on going to show the canine a thing or two. Old professor saw them from corner of his eye and again just as the leopard was about to pounce said"where,s that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to get me another leopard" Moral--don,t mess with old farts--age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.Bullpoop and brilliance only come with age and experience.That concludes todays lesson.My dog, professor Vernon Von Studebaker, in service to the government.Will-alabama