will butterworth
December 20th, 2005, 07:12 AM
My dog, Professor Vernon Von Studebaker was summoned to court recently as a witness.Prosecuting attorney approached the professor asked"professor do you know me?"The professor responded" why yes I know you, you,ve been a big disappointment to me.You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people, talk behind their backs, think you are a big shot, nothing but a two-bit paper pusher, yes I know you".Lawyer was stunned, pointed across the room asked the professor if he knew the defense attorney.Said " yes I know him, since he was a youngster,he,s lazy, bigoted, has a drinking problem, worst law practice in the state, cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife, yea, I know him."Defense att. almost keeled over, Judge leaned forward summoned both attorneys to approach the bench, said" if either of you ask him if he knows me I,ll throw your sorry a--es in jail for contempt."My dog, Professor Vernon Von Studebaker, wishes you all a merry christmas.Will-alabama