will butterworth
November 24th, 2008, 12:58 PM
Recently visited a class my dog professor Vernon Von Studebaker,lecturing, "class",he says, "the country is in a mess, financial crisis, recession,-president and congress is devising a plan to get us out--this is how it will work--in the beginning will be the plan and then the assumptions,and the assumptions were without form and the plan was completely without substance and darkness was upon the face of all the people and they spake among themselves"it is a crock of s--t and it stinketh",and the people went unto their legislators and sayeth,"it is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof".And the legislators went unto the capitol building in disarray and spake among themselves"it is a container of excrement and it is very strong such that none may withstand it".And the legislators spake to the President " it containeth that which aids economic growth and stability and it is very strong.It promoteth groweth and is of wondrous power.The Plan will actively promote growth, productivity, and effeciency of this country". And the President looked upon the plan and saw that it was good, and The Plan became law, and that is how s--t happens.My dog, Professor Vernon Von Studebaker wishes you a happy thanksgiving and a merry christmas.